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Gabenism is a religion based on Steam Cards and TF2 Hats. This religion is highly popular due to huge Steam sales given to us directly from Gaben himself. If you do not believe in these principles you are therefore a heathen and a blasphemer. In which case you will be excommunicated from The Church of Gaben and you will no longer recieve TF2 drops. Yet if one does believe, upon death he will be sent to Steven (Heaven) where there is hats, and more steam deals that will rape thine wallet. Many praise Lord Gaben for the fact that he can make games cheap with his swift and arousing touch.
There are two denominations of Gabenism. North Gabenians believes in Half-Life 3 while South Gabenians do not.
|Believes in Half Live 3||Does not Believe in Half Life 3|